John Kerry thinks it would be funny if Sarah Palin disappeared. What a cl ASS act! Every time I hear this buffoon try to be something other than a dull bulb he reminds me of a truly CLASS ACT – Senator John Heinz. I was living in Pennsylvania when Senator Heinz was killed. He was intelligent, decent and generous.
Recognizing these awesome traits that perhaps drew her to John Heinz, it’s no wonder to me Ms. Teresa Heinz found John Kerry so attractive. John Kerry doesn’t seem to be a total dope, about on a par with George Bush. Kerry might have, sorta, I don’t know if he ever really did the decent thing in apologizing to his brother’s in arms for calling them murderers and war criminals. And he is so generous he wants to give away money – unfortunately yours. Delroy Murdoch’s article of a few years ago is telling about Senator Funny’s generosity: “Sen. John Kerry (D. Mass.) sailed into hot water last year when tax returns revealed that he also paid the Bay State’s lower tax rate. Kerry thus enjoyed state tax cuts akin to the federal tax reductions he excoriated on the campaign trail. Then again, perhaps he intended to pay Massachusetts’ higher rate, but his calculator slid off his yacht.”
Oh yeah!…almost forgot…when John Heinz married Teresa, it doesn’t appear there was a need for a pre-nup. When he died, Teresa got it all. But when Mrs. Heinz married John Kerry…well, maybe he’s the one that actually wanted it…you know, as a joke! He’s such a funny guy.
So now, Senator Standup wants to tell funnies about how Sarah Palin should have been the “lost” Governor instead of Mark Sanford. If there is a politician who could get stuck in an elevator for a couple of year without negative impact to the world, it would be Kerry. Hot Air provides commentary.